Makem Record Breakers

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  1. Sp@rticus

    Sp@rticus Registered User

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    Makem Record Breakers

    SEASON OF DESPAIR AT STADIUM OF LIGHT

    Sunderland's Premiership record this season:

    P 38 W 4 D 7 L27 F21 A65 Pts 19

    Last League win:
    Beat Liverpool 2-1 on December 15 2002

    Last League point:
    Drew 0-0 with Blackburn on January 11 2003

    PREMIERSHIP RECORDS:

    Lowest points total in history:
    Watford, 24 in 1999-2000. Sunderland, 19.

    Lowest goals total:
    Leeds, 28 in 1996-97. Sunderland, scored 21.

    Lowest number of wins:
    Swindon, 5 in 42 games in 1993-94. Sunderland, 4.

    Longest losing streak:
    Leicester eight in 2000-01. Sunderland now 15.

    Most own goals in Premiership match:
    Three against Charlton in 3-1 defeat.

    SUNDERLAND CLUB RECORDS:

    Longest run of defeats: Was 9 in all competitions (November 23 1976 to January 15 1977). Current squad have 13 in a row in all competitions (February 8 2003-today), and 15 in a row in league (January 18-today).

    Longest run without a win: Was 14 games. Current squad have not won a game inside 90 minutes for 25 games since beating Liverpool on December 15. Counting FA Cup games they last won in open play 18 games ago, beating Bolton 2-0 in extra-time in the FA Cup third round (January 14), and triumphed over Blackburn on penalties in the next round (February 5) 13 matches ago.

    Worst start as manager: Was Lawrie McMenemy who lost first 5 games and was without a win in his first 7. Mick McCarthy has lost his first 9.

    It could get even worse: Worst losing streak in history of English league football is 18 games, set by Darwen in Division Two in 1898-99. If Sunderland lost their first three in Division One next season, they will equal that record.

    BBC End of term report - sunderland

    HIGHS: A rare - very, very rare - home win against and a win away at Leeds early in the season.

    LOWS: The period encompassing August until May, especially the Howard Wilkinson months, encapsulated by three own goals at home to Charlton.

    PLAYER: Not exactly a rush for this award, but young Sean Thornton at least offers hope for the future.

    MANAGER: Peter Reid's reign had run its course, the ridiculous reign of Howard Wilkinson should never have started, and the credits had rolling by the time Mick McCarthy turned up.

    VERDICT: Fully deserving the accolade of the worst team in Premiership history. McCarthy likes a battle - and he has certainly got one on his hands in the First Division next season.
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  3. Ruth

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    those records r gonna take sum beating!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    I know im sure they will try and break them if they ever come back up thou :p
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    if being a very loose word there!! i've had a makem telling me all morning that they'll b straight back up!! - that in itself ia a good joke! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Well then at least we have some records:p
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    Thats not really something to be proud of :p
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    All you need to know is that SunderlandAFC are the more succesfull outa the latter:p
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    i wudn't say that nat!!! :p

    u have the worst history of the premiership ever & i reckon that that record is gonna take sum beating!! :rolleyes:
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    Someone move this to main forum, everyone should see it!
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    i reckon so too!! tis well funny!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: (unless ur a makem!!) :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Out in the sticks cool as fukk gang! :)
    Yes ok, i agree, Sunderland AFC are the best shit team that USED to be in the premiership. If there was a championship for shitness, they would win.

    Happy / Proud now? :p
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    Whatever we have won more stuff in our History than you:p

    thats A FACT
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    Stop living in the past nat :p

    and look to the future - NUFC :cool:

    :D :groovy: :D
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    When you win summit then gloat:p

    *touchs wood*
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    MACKEMS!!!!!!

    With all those records the mackems shud become djs!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: hail shearer king of the geordies!!!
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    you always get something that comes back up the U-bend, in this case it's sunderland afc :p

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