lucky lucky men in club toilets

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  1. Matt the smoggie

    Matt the smoggie

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    lucky lucky men in club toilets

    whats the crack wiv there slogons!

    normally its just "freshen up, get the poonarni"

    but in the empire last week it was "no splash, no gash" lol

    i think marks n sparks should get them 2 help out wiv their adverising
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    lol the one in ttonic says

    "no splash, no gash"

    "Joop for the hoop"

    "armani for the poonani"
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    Re: lucky lucky men in club toilets

    Cheers for your flattering hello last week you cheeky bastard :lol:
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    haha i was in newcastle-under-lyme for work a few weeks back and one of the toilet fellahs was saying no splash no gash!
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    haha no worries, did u have a good nite??

    i thort he was pretty good, bit weird playing oasis like. Did he actually play 7 nation army in the end??
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    Aye i had a good night we left about 3ish though as i had to cook all day Saturday for my sisters birthday so missed Oasis, but he played it at WHP last year.

    You have a good one?
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    last time I was in revolution it was "you got to splash to dash, no splash, no gash", and he kept reeling something off about his ownpersonalwebsite.com :lol:
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    The guy in Tiger Tiger is the all time greatest:

    "na na na na na na na naaaa you got to freshen up, freshen up, baaaaby freshen upppp" :lol:
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    i hate being pestered when all i want is a piss in peace
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    Exactly. I feel as if I'm going against toilet etiquette by washing my hands and declining his offer to do it as a fucking team :(

    A quid for squirting some soap on my hands and turning on the tap..
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    One in Bali tried to massage my shoulders as I was having a piss!!!
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