Love Island Birds?

Love Island Birds?

Ratings? ... what u rekon

Abi: (5/10)

big knockers, me me me, chubby, plain


Atomic Kitten Bird: (6/10)

gorgeous breasts, canny figure, fairly plain


Loos: (8/10)

sexy as, dirty, bi, fake breasts but spot on


Middlemiss: (8.5/10)

nice lass, maybe too emotional, pretty and in shape


Isabella: (7.5/10)

bit tight, nice body, small so manouverable

my vote goes to jayne and isabella.....

same

wot about the lads ash wot wud u giv them?? :laugh:

Aye some of them "have really nice bodies" eh ?!?!

He would give them all one

Jayne 8/10 then abi 7/10 dont fancy the rest so 5/10

Re: Love Island Birds?

Following the weigh-off, Liz was reduced to tears and Abi launched into a bizarre (and brief) exercise regime.

Today, things get worse.

Asking us ‘normal’ people to rate ourelves in order of beauty is one thing. Asking nine ego-fuelled celebs to do it is quite another matter!

Following the usual bout of protestations, the men threw chivalry to the wind and let Jayne line-up in ninth spot.

“I’m a pig,” she cried (without anyone contradicting her – the fools).

Then Abi jumped on the ugly bandwagon, proudly manoeuvring herself into eighth place (with barely a quibble from the assembled celebs).

Then the lads got involved. Lee and Michael hastily stepped up, followed hotly by the hottie that is Liz.

But the damage had been done.

The stunningly gorgeous Ms. Middlemiss (who in our opinion is the resident beach babe) was left crest-fallen by her lowly position.

“I feel like I’m really ugly,” she sobbed later. “You know, none of the boys like me. None of the boys fancy me.”

But who do our celebs think is the prettiest among them? You’ll just have to tune in tonight at 10pm to find out!

lol its interesting when they r cruel and make them do stuff like that its no fun watchin ppl on holiday doin nothin

I like Big Brother

aye coz u like nothin more than gossiping

...........................your right like

and dont we all know it :laugh:

Not really as a lot of people tell me things or some ask for advice & it goes no further

You should get your own colum in a paper spence

ha ha agony unlce

Just a friend

your a good lad Spence