Love Dress THE LOVE DRESS > > A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. > She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room. > > "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come > home from work," the daughter-in-law answered." > > But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. > > "This is my LOVE dress," the daughter-in-law explained. > > "LOVE dress? But you're naked!" > > "My husband LOVES me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites > him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me." > > The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, > put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. > > He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. > > "What are you doing?" he asked. > > "This is my LOVE dress," she whispered, sensually. > > "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
