Lol

Discussion in 'Fun Stuff' started by M.C.E, Feb 6, 2005.

Users Viewing Thread (Users: 0, Guests: 0)

  1. M.C.E

    M.C.E 1981-2013

    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2002
    Messages:
    14,028
    Likes Received:
    6
    Location:
    Cullercoats
    Lol

    One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously
    for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided
    the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just
    wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

    He invited all his neighbours to come over and help him. They all grabbed a
    shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized
    what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he
    quieted down.

    A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was
    astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the
    donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step
    up.


    As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he
    would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon,
    everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of
    the well and happily trotted off!

    Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting
    out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles
    is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not
    stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

    Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

    1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

    2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.

    3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.

    4. Give more.

    5. Expect less

    NOW --------

    Enough of that crap . . .

    The donkey later came back and bit the shit out of the farmer who had tried
    to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer eventually
    died in agony from septic shock.

    MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:

    When you do something wrong and try to cover your ass,
    it always comes back to bite you.

    :lol:
  2. 1615634792921.png
  3. chase

    chase Has geet 'S' on chest

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2003
    Messages:
    2,414
    Likes Received:
    11
    Location:
    Gateshead
    :lol:

    mint that

    :up:
  4. Guest

    :up::down: So so ...

Share This Page