Lies!!!!

Lies!!!!

why are bumbags called bumbags when they're not bags for ya bum?!? :think:

tis a valid question.

ive tried googling it but it's not playing.

fannypack is a much truer name for them

aint the called fanny packs in america?

what about that shop i said before? what every one wants?!?! thats the worst advertising plot EVER!! i wanted a 6ft, well built dark haired man, did they have any in? did they fook!!! you agree don't ya spud?!!

lmao by the way!

i agree but i dont agree with the shopping list

well if you had your own shop and could sell anything you wanted to, what would it be? and why?

lol, i wouldnt give a shit what i was selling as long as it was makin me muchos £££

if i could buy ANYTHING (for a QUID) i would have to have an aston martin db9, sorry and all that but...

wouldn't it be class if EVERYTHING was a pound?!? i'd be the fattest most greedy person in the universe by the way!!!!!

yeh... i would be a double swish motherfucker.

why are they called butterflies when they are clearly not flies made of butter

just cos i could i would have to have a bling bling pimpmobile and ivory cane.



bling!

bling bling INDEED!

Heres one for you.......Sell by dates on crouton packets.........why????????

It stale bread :spangled:

it's not? it's little square bit's of toast man!!! lmao!!!

lol, if you leave croutons they will still 'go off'

it's all gone a touch quiet,... hows about a joke or two eh?

i'll go first...

hows this for size:

A man walks into a bar and orders shots for the everyone. The bar tender asks if he even has enough money. The man says, "I am a professional gambler, I bet you a hundred dollars I can bite my eye." The bartender agrees, so the man takes out his fake eye and bites it. The man then says, "I bet a hundred more dollars that I can bite my other eye. The bartender agrees, so the guy pulls out his false teeth and bites his other eye. The bartender pays him and says, "My bar is packed, you still don't have enough money to buy shots for the house." The man asks the bartender to take one more bet. The man then says, "I bet 600 dollars that I can piss in that bottle over there without a lick going out." The bartender laughs in disbelief and agrees to the bet. The man begins pissing all over the bartender who laughs again. The bartender says, "You better pay up now, you just took a bad bet." The man replies, "No, not really. I just bet those guys over there a thousand bucks that i can piss all over you and still make you laugh."

*badum-tish* a-thank-you...

ha ha, how pants are the jokes out of crackers by the way?!? can't wait for this years ones that me grandad tells us all over xmas dinner (not) :sleep: