Let's all laugh at Beckham.. Alex Ferguson calls Beckham into his office. 'David', he says, 'I need to talk to you about your performance against Leeds the other night, you were bloody hopeless, completely off form.' 'Sorry boss', says David. 'I've not been myself lately. I've got a few problems at home.' 'Oh dear' says Fergie, 'Whats up? posh & the kids Ok?' 'Oh, they're fine, it's just that something is really bugging me and I'm losing sleep and everything. I can't concentrate on my football and it's really messing me head up.' 'Whatever's the matter?' says Fergie 'Well boss, It's pretty serious. Victoria bought this jigsaw puzzle the other day and.........' 'A JIGSAW??' shouts Sir Alex. 'You're playing shite because of a jigsaw?' 'Yeah boss, but you don't understand, it's really doing me head in!' says David, 'It's really hard, it's this picture of a Tiger and it looks really easy on the box and I'm sure I've got all the bits and everything but I just can't get it right and it's doing my head in and, and........ 'David, David, David' says Fergie, 'You better get a grip son and quick.' 'Ok boss, but.............It's this picture of a Tiger and it looks really easy on the box and I'm sure I've got all the bits and everything but I can't do it and it's doing my head in and.......and....it's a Tiger and it looks easy but it's really hard and er, it's a Tiger and everything, er... on the box...er.....sorry boss.' 'Ok, Ok' says Sir Alex, 'bring in the bloody jigsaw and let's have a look shall we. It can't be that difficult'. 'Thanks boss.' says David. So Becks brings in the jigsaw and takes it to Fergies office. 'Here it is boss' he says, showing Ferguson the picture on the box, 'look boss, it's a Tiger right, and it's a really good picture and everything but I just can't do it and it's really hard and its doing my head in and everything..' Becks empties all the pieces from the box all over Fergies desk. Sir Alex looks at what's on the desk, looks up with his head in his hands and says to Beckham... (Trust me, it's worth it) 'Put the fucking Frosties back in the box David'...
