Let´s Talk About Sex You should have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving, Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday? Thunday? Every Thucking day! Sex is: like Nokia (connecting people) like Nike (Just do it) like Pepsi (ask for more) like Coca Cola (Enjoy) like me (too good to be true) Send this message to 5 friends or you will have 5 years of bad sex! Top 10 Places to have sex: 1. In your bed 2. In your parents bed 3. In his car 4. On a washing machine, while running 5. In a hot tub 6. On a beach, down in the sand 7. On a comfy couch with the TV on 8. On a waterbed 9. A plane bathroom 10. **In the rain** Top 10 Places NOT to have sex: 1. In the movies 2. In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING! 3. In front of all of your friends 4. In a phonebooth 5. In your best friend's bed 6. At Grandma's house 7. At school 8. In your dirty basement 9. In the street 10. ON-LINE** Top three things to say before having sex: 1. I love you (but only if you mean it) 2. Rock my world 3. Let's get ready to RUMBLE... Top three things NOT to say before having sex: 1. Is this gunna hurt? 2. Sure....I've done this thousands of times... 3. Are you sure it's on there? Top 3 things to say after sex: 1. Are you sure this was you're first time? 2. Gotta cigarette? 3. Wanna do it again? Top 3 things NOT to say after sex: 1. That was IT?? 2. I think I hear my mom calling me ---- see ya 3. OOPS, the condom broke! My bad!
sex Some more top places to have sex are: * the bus stop * on the balcony (on holiday)* on the dining room table * in the garden shed * on the car bonnet in the middle of no where * on a pool table
