KrAzEy Things To Do In Supermarkets Three points allocated to each one you do 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' trolley when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 10 at Pharmacy" ... and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on stored transaction. 6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 10. While handling knives in the kitchenware department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible. 12. In the car accessory department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout, "PICKME! PICK ME!!!!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker assume the foetal position and scream, " NO! NO! It's the voices again!" 15. Go into a fitting room and yell really loudly...."Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"
Deli counter... I was once barred from a major supermarket for this prank several years ago. I noticed that a column in the store had a microphone, which was used to announce special offers, staff locations and other store messages. During a routine shopping trip, I opened the panel that housed the microphone, turned it on and said' The first 20 shoppers to come to the cheese counter will be offered a free selection of cheeses from across the entire range' I swear, pandemonium erupted in the store, as at least a hundred or so shoppers madly raced to the cheese counter. I was pissing myself, but I had been caught on camera. As no criminal act had been committed, I was told that my custom was 'not welcome' for the foreseeable future. It was worth it though! More recently, I was shopping in the same store, in South Shields and went up to the cheese counter with Lisa. Casually I asked if they stocked mature Italian Bellendo cheese. The woman looked confused and said she was sure they used to stock it, but thought it may have been a line that was discontinued. I thanked her and walked off to continue my shopping. We also used to put random objects into people trolleys, but you have to be at the checkout when they are going through to see the look on their faces. My top item that I managed to get into someone’s trolley was an A4 sized pack of vacuum-sealed mussels. The woman just looked stunned at the checkout because she paid for it and was putting it into her carrier bag!
Haha! Nice one Lee TK-MAX use the same phone system as I used in an ex job, it's run by BT. If you press "feature 101" it's puts the phone on loud speaker around the whole store, their store on team Valley has suffered abuse this way Just say something professional like, "someone from Reception to the Gents toilets please, we have a blockage", and watch them go, then return puzzled childish, yes I know! But fun
Re: Deli counter... My mate nearly got sacked from his work for going on the shop tannoy and asking jack meoff to come to the desk... also in tescos we found a box of secrurity tags they use on bottles of spirits, we walked round the shop placing them in womens bags and handbags before leaving
Re: Re: Deli counter... Jack Meoff - I like it Kid - you fiend! The devil will welcome you with open arms
Re: Re: Re: Deli counter... his boss's didnt... hes now on his final final warning we had to go aswell, otherwise i would have been hanging around to watch them walking out..
on another supermarket related story, years ago, while working for a supermarket, there was a few of us that used to watch 'Bottom' on alot (went to see it live too) and think it was the funniest thing since richard whitely getting bit by a ferret. when at work, we'd all say 'Hiya Richie' in an ade edmonson type voice to each other. on a saturday we'd have 10-15 people greeting one another on the shop floor with 'hiya richie' and the other person would say 'hiya richie' back. the confused looks on old biddies faces was very amusing. ok ok, i'm not very good at explaining a story, but it was funny at the time.
nee bother........i quite often thinks no one understands what i is on about...thats cos they don't like but i understod u!!
