Karl51 breaks world record

"masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".


"my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning"

well done fella

Its not going to load ofr me

took ages 4 me...and the page to load

well done karl23, these a while yet before u turn into a super masterbater, im a fukkin jedi at it

ive just read it karl23 and i was pissing myself, that was fukkin class, take a bow son

not u u daft cunt, that conway bloke

Mad!