jokes Paddy was jumping up and down on a hedgehog, and his mate walks past. "what are you doing" his mate says "trying to get this Bastard conker out" Paddy replies. There was and English, Irish and Scotsman who wanted to get in the SAS. so they go through all of their training on the assault course, weapons control etc... and all pass with flying colours. The Captian in charge says "right chaps behind this door I have your wifes, here is a gun go into the room and shoot her then you will be in the SAS. So the Englishman steps up grabs the gun and runs into the room. there is a bit of shouting and he exits with the gun, "can't do it" he says. So the Scotsman grabs the gun and goes into the room, again there is some screaming and shouting and he exits with the gun, "can't do it" he says. Suddenly the Irishman snatches the gun off him and kicks the door down, there is a quick scream, a bang followed by a large thump. He exits the room and says "there were blanks in the gun I had to strangle the bitch"
