jokes... An Australian backpacker walks into a bar and orders a pint of lager from the barmaid. She recognises his accent and they begin chatting. Over the course of the night they get to know each other quite well. At the end of her shift he asks if she wants to come back to his place for sex. Although she is attracted to him, she declines. He then offers her £200. The waitress is also travelling around the world and is short of funds, so she agrees. The next night he returns and orders another lager. Later in the evening, he offers her another £200 for her services. She is only too happy to agree. This goes on for five nights. On the sixth night the traveller comes in, orders a lager, and sits in the corner. Hoping to earn more cash in another night of passion, the waitress pulls up a seat, and asks him where he's from. "Melbourne", the traveller replies. "So am I! What suburb in Melbourne?" she asks. "Glen Iris", he replies. "That's amazing", she says, "So am I! What street?" "Cameo Street", he replies. "This is unbelievable", she says. "What number?" "Number 20". You are not going to believe this but I'm from number 22 and my parents still live there!". "I know", the man replies. "Your father gave me £1,000 to give to you". *** Two men are talking ... "So how's your sex life, Bob?" "Oh," Bob replies, "nothing special. I'm having social security sex." "Social security sex?!" asks his friend bewildered. "Yeah, you know," says Bob, "I get a little each month, but not nearly enough to live on."
