jokes what do a gynocoligist and a pizza boy have in common??? they can both smell it but cant eat it
what the difference between your girlfrien and your fridge your fridge does not fart when you pull the meat out
a bloke was arrested for walking along the street with a table straped to his back, a waste paper bin under his arm and a computer under his other arm he was taken into custody. the man at the desk asked the arresting officer "whats the charge" the copper repled "he was inpersonating an office-sir"