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  1. Big Steve

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    Joke

    Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer
    when he hears a knock at the door.
    When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man,
    clutching a clipboard and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!"
    Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.

    Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man
    starts to yell louder, "You Sign! You sign!"
    Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and
    shuts the door in his face.

    The next day he hears a knock at the door again.
    When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of
    brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
    "You sign! You sign!"
    Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the
    little Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong
    man. I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.

    The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he
    hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the
    same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,
    "You sign! You sign!"
    Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
    This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little
    Man by his shirt front and yells at him: "Look, I don't want
    these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"
    The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard,
    and says:
    "You not Nissan Main Dealer?"
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    Thats 30 seconds of my life Im never getting back :(
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    +1. Shite :lol:
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    good god that was awful... :monkey:
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    Phil Mitchell check me a dollar brer?

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    Re: Joke

    :lol: awesome
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