Joke Two Mackems open a shop in Grainger Street. Whilst waiting for their stock to arrive one says to the other "I bet some nosey Geordie bastard asks us what we're selling" Sure enough a Geordie walks into the shop and asks what they are selling. One of the Mackems replies "Arse'oles" The Geordie looks round and replies "Not deeing too bad, arnly two left"
