Joke 3 veteran clubbers live in a house together. One Sunday night one of them draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other housemates, "Was I gettin' in or out of the bath?" One of the housemates yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses. "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The third housemate is sitting at the kitchen table having a cup of tea listening to his housemates. He shakes his head and says, "I sure hope I never get that Sketchy!" He knocks on wood for good measure. He then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you - as soon as I see who's at the door."
