joke murphy calls to see his mate paddy who has broken his leg, paddy says to murphy "can you nip upstairs mate and get me my slippers, so murphy being the good mate he is says "aye no probs paddy i'll get em for ya now and off he runs upstairs to fetch paddys slippers, There are paddys 2 stunning 19yr old daughters sitting upstairs so murphy says "paddys sent me upstairs to fuck both of yas, the girls reply "dont be a lying cunt murphy" so he shouts down the stairs to paddy "both of them paddy?" paddy replies "well theres no point in just fucking one of them is there murphy"
