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    Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolleys around a supermarket when they collide. The first bloke says to the second bloke,
    "Sorry about that, I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going".

    The second bloke says,
    "That's OK. It's a coincidence, I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate".

    The first bloke says,
    "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like"?

    The second bloke says,
    "Well, she is 27 yrs old, 5 feet 11 inches tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, big jubblies, long legs and is wearing tiny little shorts and a crop top. What does your wife look like?"

    The first bloke says,
    "Doesn't matter, let's look for yours."
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