Joke a couple decide they need 2 reduce their outgoings, the wife says. . "your spending 16 quid a week on 24 cans of beer that has to stop!" a week later he says . . "iv just realised hang on a min your spending 28 quid a week on make up!" shes says . . "yes but thats to make me look lovely and attractive" to which he replys "thats what my fucking beer was for !"
