joke > A woman went to her boyfriend's parent's house for Christmas Dinner. This was > her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. > > They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman began to feel a > little discomfort. Thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole, the > Gas pains were almos making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she > decided to relieve > herself a bit and let out a dainty fart. > > It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even > had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog > that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern > voice, "Skippy!" > > The woman thought, this is great and a big smile came across her face. A > couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time > she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer "rrriiippp" The > father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!" > > Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later the woman > had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She > let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father > looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy", get away from > her, before she craps on you!!!"
