Joke The local prison have offered two drug dealers the chance to shorten their sentence by a year if they can get the most people off of drugs... The first guy comes back and the warden says "So how many did you get off drugs"? "15.000" the guy replies, "How did you do that"? says the warden "Easy with a 50p and a 5p" replies the drug dealer "I showed them the 50p and I said this is the size of your brain before you take drugs then I showed them the 5p and said this is the size of your brain after drugs" The second guy comes back, the warden says "how many did you get" "I got 50.000" said the second bloke, the warden stands stunned "How did you do that"? replied the warden. "Easy with a 5p and a 50p I showed them the 5p and said this is the size of your arsehole before you go into prison then showed them the 50p and said this is the size of your arsehole when you get out of prison" :laugh:
here's one for ya... if a farmer plants a field of dildo's what will be his biggest problem?? squatters
