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  1. sir smoke alot

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    your a scum bag dont ya know it
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    A nun and a priest were crossing the sahara on a camel.On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead.
    After dusting themselves off,the nun and the priest surveyed their situation.
    After a long period of silence,the priest spoke,well sister, this looks pretty grim.
    She repliesThe nun opens here habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts,commenting frequently on there beauty!
    Sister would you mind if i touch them?She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.
    Father could i ask something of you?she says.
    yes sister.I have never seen a mans penis before could i see yours?
    I suppose that would be ok,the priest replies by lifting his robe.
    Oh father may i touch it?the priest concentex and was soon sporting a huge erection.
    Sister,you know if i insert my penis in the right place it can give life.
    Is that true father?
    Yes,it is,sister.
    Oh farther that's wonderful,stick it in the donkey and lets get the fuck out of here.
    i laughed my tits off at this for a good 20 mins hope u do 2 lol:):):chill:
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    wrong forum but aye:lol:
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    your a scum bag dont ya know it
    nebie what can i say lol
    :) :) :) :) :fart:
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    your a scum bag dont ya know it
    and cant spell lmao ha ha
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    it's ok you dont have to be rich to read this joke, go right ahead :up:

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