joke An englishman, a pretty blonde, an old lady and a frenchman are on a train... the train goes through a tunnel and it goes pitch black, then they all hear an almighty slap and the train comes through the other side of the tunnel and back into daylight. the frenchman is rubbing his face looking slightly miffed.. the frenchman thinks i bet the englishman touched the blonde she thought it was me and slapped me. the old lady thinks. i bet the frenchman touched up the blonde in the tunnel so she slapped him the blonde thinks. i bet the frenchman tried to touch me up but touched the old lady instead who slapped him. the englishman thinks. i hope we go through another tunnel soon so i can slap that french tw@t again.
