joke there was a nun sitting on the train when a charva get's on and sits in front of her. the charv has a bag of prawns and when he's eating them he chucks the heads at the nun so the nun chucks the heads out of the window then pulls the emergency cord for help, the charva say's ya better not grass!! anyways you'll get a fifty quid fine you've chucked all the heads and it's my word against yours. the nun replies when i cry rape and they smell your fingers you'll get 10 years you cunt