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  1. M.C.E

    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    Joke

    A duck walks into a bar and says to the barman 'You got any bread?'
    Barman says 'no'.
    Duck says 'ok, just some bread then please.'
    Barman says 'er, I haven't got any bread'
    Duck says 'so no bread then?'
    Barman say 'no we have no bread'
    Duck says 'no bread type produce whatsoever?
    Barman says 'no we havent got any fucking bread'
    Duck says 'Right. I'll just take some bread then, and I'll be on my way'
    Barman says 'What are you - deaf? we havent got any fucking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your fucking beak to the fucking bar you irritating bastard bird!.
    Duck says 'Got any nails?'
    Barman says 'no'
    Duck says 'GOT ANY BREAD?'


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    M.C.E, Nov 26, 2005
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    :lol: :lol:
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  4. Jess C

    Jess C Tookie

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    I don't get it :blush:
    Jess C, Nov 28, 2005
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  5. Dan Hawkins

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    its not olden................its golden

    i love that joke :lol:
    Dan Hawkins, Nov 28, 2005
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    mr.K motherfucker

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    :up::lol:
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