joke A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following: 1 bar of soap 1 toothbrush 1 tube of toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 apple 1 banana 1 orange 1 plum 1 peach 1 grapefruit 1 tomato 1 lettuce 1 cabbage 1 baking potato 1 kraft single 1 samosa 1 vegetable pakora 1 muesli bar 1 pie 1 single serving of cereal 1 single frozen dinner 1 single frozen pizza The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says, "Single, huh?" The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, "How'd you guess?" He says, "Because you're fuckin' ugly."
