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  1. DickVanDyk

    DickVanDyk Sunderland Till I Die

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    A young girl comes home from school teary eyed and her dad asks her what's wrong.

    "At gym class today, the PE teacher touched me" she splutters.

    Visibly shalen, the father asks "Oh my God, what on Earth did he do?"

    The girl answers "He touched my knee, and then moved his hand up my leg"

    Reddening, the father says: "WHAT....then what did he do?"

    The little girl says "then he put his hand on my.....my private area"

    The father then exclaims "Jesus Christ, then what, you need to tell me exactly what happened, it's OK, you're not in trouble, but you have to tell me"

    The daughter breaks down in tears at this point, and gasps "I....I can't remember...it's all a blur"

    Her father, by this stage with his hand feeling around in his trousers and panting somewhat, shouts...."WELL FUCKING MAKE IT UP THEN"
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  3. Jess C

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    Re: Joke

    :eek: :eek: :eek:
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    Cant make my mind up whether i think thats funny or just plain sick!
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    sick all way
  7. DickVanDyk

    DickVanDyk Sunderland Till I Die

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    Sick as fuck but thats what makes it funny
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    True.:D
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :eek:
  10. Jess C

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    I thought it was disgusting! I don't find it funny at all (not being a witch) Just made me want to be physically sick!:monkey:
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    :flowers:
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    Im not having a go. :p Just thought it was distasteful to say the least!
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    DickVanDyk Sunderland Till I Die

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    Result
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    :p
  15. chase

    chase Has geet 'S' on chest

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    Thats just wrong man! :sick:
  16. ManofScience

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    maybe when i was 16 - i'd have laughed. but not anymore.

    each to their own - everyone has a different sense of humour.

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