Joke Mandela is enjoying a hearty breakfast - bacon, eggs, coffee, croissants,toast, butter, jam, etc. when Bush, chewing gum, sits next to him and starts a conversation: Bush: "You South Africans eat the whole bread?" Mandela: "Of course." Bush(blowing bubble with his gum): "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle, re-bake them into croissants and sell them to South Africa." Mandela: "Oh Really?" Bush: "Do you eat jam with the bread?" Mandela: "Of course." Bush (chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth): "We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and leftovers into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to South Africa." Mandela: "Do you have sex in America?" Bush: "Of course we do." Mandela: "And what do you do with the condoms?" Bush: "Throw them away of course." Mandela: "We don't. We pack them into containers, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to America."
