joke Two women are playing golf on a sunny Sunday morning. The first of the twosome tees off and watches in horror as her ball heads directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed the ball hits one of them! He immediately clasps his hands together at his crotch! He falls to the ground and proceeds to roll around in agony. The woman rushes down to the man and begins to apologize. " Please allow me to help. I'm a medical assistant and I know I can relieve your pain if you would allow me", she tells him earnestly. " Ummph! Ooooh! Nnnnoooo! I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes" he replies breathlessly as he remains in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch. She persists and he finally allows her to help him. She gently takes his hands away and lays them to his side. She loosens his pants and she puts her hands inside. She begins to massage him. She asks him "how does that feel?" To which he replies, “It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell!”
