joke One day, a little boy who was looking for his mother, opened the door of his parent`s bedroom, and walked in, only to see her on top of his dad, bouncing up and down. The mum, upon spotting her son, quickly dismounted, flung on her clothes, and being worried about what her son has seen, asked him as normally as possible, "Yes darling, what do you want? " He replied, "I wanted my dinner. By the way, what were you and dad doing in bed?" His mother explained, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy, so sometimes I have to get on top of him to help flatten it." The boy said, "You're wasting your time." His mother was puzzled, "Why is that?" she asked. Her son said, "Well, when you go out shopping at the weekend, Aunty Jane visits him, gets on her knees and blows it right back up again."
