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  1. M.C.E

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    Joke

    Pinched from Zoo today:

    A woman was in the garden with her three daughters. "Mummy," the first daughter asked. "Why am i called Rose?"

    "Because when you were born a rose petal fell from that bush and landed on your forehead."

    "Mummy," asked the second Daughter." "Why am i called Tulip?"

    "Because when you were born a tulip petal fell from over there and landed on your forehead."

    "Mnanmammmmmmammnaammmangh!"

    The mother replied, "Be quiet fridge."

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhaha :lol:

    Oh how very Un-P.C :lol:
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    You'll be staying a mile away from it then...
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    sorry but thats f'ing hillarious!!!!!!!! :p
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    Obviously not since its fucking hilarious :lol:

    And I was CLEARLY taking the piss ;)
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    Sorry.

    Don't arrest me, PC trance_fan ;)
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    :lol: :up:

    I'm so not PC.
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    I think that's cause for a new title that mind Chris...PC trance_fan.

    And you are.
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Joke

    not
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    JAY UNIT13 rude little man

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    ahahahahahahahaha:lol: :lol: :lol: :king: :king: :king:

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