Joke A HEAVILY PREGNANT WOMAN IS STOOD AT THE COUNTER OF A BANK WAITING TO WITHDRAW SOME CASH WHEN THE DOOR BURSTS OPEN AND A MASKED ROBBER WITH A PISTOL RUNS IN SHOUTING "EVERYBODY GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR NOW THIS IS A ROBBERY!!" NATURALLY EVERYONE DOES EXCEPT THE PREGNANT WOMAN AT THE COUNTER WHO SHITS HERSELF AND FREEZES, THE ROBBER SCREAMS AT HER TO GET ON THE FLOOR BUT SHE JUST BURSTS IN TO TEARS AND STAYS WHERE SHE IS.... THE ROBBER GETS REALLY PISSED OFF AT HER AND SHOOTS HER THREE TIMES IN THE STOMACH.... THE WOMAN WAKES UP IN HOSPITAL AND IMMEDIATELY GOES INTO SHOCK SHOUTING "MY BABY, MY BABY", FEARING THE WORST, BUT THE DOCTOR RUNS IN AND CALMS HER DOWN.. HE SAYS "ITS OK MADAM YOUR BABIES ARE ALL FINE" TO WHICH THE WOMAN SAYS "BABIES?!" IN DISBELIEF. THE DOCTOR SAYS "YES CONGRATULATIONS! YOUR HAVING TRIPLETS, THREE BOYS, AND THEY'RE ALL OK!!" .... ANYWAY 16 YEARS LATER THE MUM IS SAT DOWNSTAIRS WATCHING TV WHEN HER FIRST SON COMES DOWN LOOKIN PUZZLED AND SAYS "MAM I JUST HAD A SHIT AND THERE WAS A BULLET IN IT?" THE MUM SAYS "ITS OK SON ITS A NORMAL THING AT YOUR AGE, DONT WORRY ABOUT IT!" AND THE SON WALKS OFF HAPPY.... THE SECOND SON COMES DOWN LOOKING EQUALLY AS PUZZLED AND SAYS "MAM I JUST TOOK A PISS AND A BULLET CAME OUT OF MY WILLY?" THE MAM SAYS THE SAME TO HIM AS HER OTHER SON AND HE WALKS OFF HAPPY... THE THIRD SON COMES DOWN LAUGHING HIS TITS OFF AND THE MAM ASKS HIM WHATS SO FUNNY TO WHICH HE REPLIES : "MAM I JUST HAD A WANK AND I SHOT THE CAT"
