Joke >A man was sitting on a London train eating a bag of fresh prawns, ripping >off the heads and shells and then throwing them out of the window. > >After he had gobbled a few of them down an older woman opposite him said, >"Would you mind not doing that? It's disgusting to watch." > >"Listen love." He replied, "It's got nothing to do with you, I've paid my >fare for this journey and I'll do what I bloody well want on this train." > >He carried on ripping off the shells, throwing them out of the window and >eating the prawns. > >Finally, he finished the bag and settled back for a little sleep. > >The woman then started some knitting and all the man could hear while he >was >trying to sleep was the incessant clicking of her knitting needles. > >After a while, he sits back up and says to the woman, "Could you stop that >noise, can't you see I'm trying to sleep?" > >"It's got nothing to do with you," replies the old woman, "I've paid my >fare >and I'll do what I want on this train." > >At that, the man grabbed the woman's knitting and threw it out of the >window. > >The woman immediately stood up and pulled the train alarm cord. > >The man burst out laughing and said, "Ha ha, you'll get fined £200 for >that!" > >To which the old woman replied, "And you'll get six years when the police >smell your fingers.
