Joke A man boards an aeroplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he >glances up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon >realises she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous >anticipation washes over him. > >Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a >conversation, he blurts out, "Business trip or vacation?". > >"Nymphomaniac Convention in Milan," she states. > >Whoa!!! He swallows hard and is instantly crazed with excitement. Here's >the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting RIGHT next to him and >she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! > >Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he calmly asks, "What's your >role at this convention?" > >"Lecturer", she says. "I use my experiences to debunk some of the >popular myths about male sexuality." > >"Really," he says, swallowing hard , "what myths are those?" > >"Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that Black men are the most >well-endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most >likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men >are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Greek descent." > >Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," >she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know >your name!". > >"Tonto," the man says; "Tonto Papadopoulos."
