joke > > A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old >son > > > playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the > > > train > > > stop and her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the >hell > > > off > > > now, cause this is the last stop! > > > And all of you bastards, who are getting on, get your arse in the >train, > > > cause we're "Going down the tracks". > > > The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind >of > > > language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay >there > > > for > > > TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want >you > > > to use nice language." > > > > > > Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing >with > > > his train. > > > Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All >passengers > > > who > > > are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your >belongings > > > with you. > > > We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a > > > pleasant > > > one." > > > > > > She hears the little boy continue, > > > "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand > > > luggage > > > under your seat. > > > Remember, there is a no smoking policy on the train. We hope you will >have > > > a > > > pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." > > > > > > As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who >are > > > pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat bitch in the > > > kitchen."
