Joke Du Jour!

Joke Du Jour!

A Duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich
>The landlord looks at him and say's "But you're a duck".
>" I see your eyes are working", replies the duck.
>"And you talk!" exclaims the landlord.
>"I see your ears are working", says the duck, "Now can I have my beer
> and my sandwhich please?".
>"Certainly, says the landlord, "sorry about that, it's just we don't get
> many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?".
>"I'm working on the building site across the road", explains the duck.
> Then
> the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves.
>This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the Circus comes to town. The
> ringleader of the circus comes into the pub and the landlord says to him,
> "You're with the circus aren't you?, I know this duck that would be just
> brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and everything!".
>"Sounds marvellous", says the ringleader, "get him to give me a call!.
> So next day when the duck comes into the pub the landlord says, "Hey Mr.
Duck,
> I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money!".
>" Yeah?", says the duck, "Sounds great, where is it?".
>"At the circus", says the landlord.
>"The circus!", the duck enquires.
>"That's right", replies the landlord.
>"The circus?. That place with the big tent?. With all the animals?. With
> the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle", asks the duck.
>"That's right", says the landlord.

>The duck looks confused. "What the f*ck would they want with a plasterer"?

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I dont get it.

i really dont get that like!!! lol

your blonde

i kno...... its not an excuse tho!!! lol xx

well u dont seem thick..so blame the hair colour!

awww, cheers chris! lol xx

Now now Chris, stop the flirting. What would Sarah say?

if that was flirting i'll eat nassers burberry cap!?

and i dont love sarah..like i sed m8..ur the one who cant stop talkin bout her! i think u must hav somethin for her

who exactly is sarah???

sarahatbeep!

but changed to sarah - hoest nou or wotever!

Re: Joke Du Jour!

Should the duck have assumed that the barman knew he was a plasterer when he plainly stated "I'm working on the building site"??
The barman might have thought he specialised in stairs and could have helped with the trapeze artists.
Or maybe an electrician for the lighting rigs.
And whats to say he was in the trade at all, eh, he may have just been catering.

ManOfScience, you pride yourself on you're scientific accuracy yet your jokes are a hole filled bag of shite.
Explain yourself please.

its cause the duck is puzzled to why the circus want a plasterer (ducks job) when the barman means to work 4 the circus as a "circus freak" cause u never see a talking duck! dosent take a genious

it musnt take a genious if u worked it out!

your as thick as can b!

Oh dear.
Thanks for the lowdown mate but twas not required.
I was just trying to polish my wit.
I will now try elsewhere.

was 4 other people

I'll believe ya. Dunno about the others like.