Joke De Jour Doc - "Hello. How can I help you?" Man - "I've got an orange willy doc." Doc - "What??" Man - "My willy - it's turned orange." Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up.... It seems it could be a sign of stress; do you suffer from stress? Man - "Not really" Doc - "What about stress at work?" Man - "Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a boss,I worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack" Doc - "That sounds very stressful" Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great - half the hours, 3 times the salary and I feel really appreciated" Doc - "Umm... what about your home life?" Man - "Well, my girlfriend is a complete cow, she nags non-stop and puts me down every chance she gets" Doc - "That sounds stressful" Man - "Yeah, but I'm leaving her and I've never been happier." Doc - "Umm... what about your social life?" Man - "Social life? I don't really have one." Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time?" Man - "Watch porn and eat Wotsits"
