Johnny Decker for Mayor! For anyone that lives round the N/Shields/Whitley area (or anyone that knows of him) - Total Crease http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/nort...-to-make-jonny-decker-mayor-72703-23760930/2/
Someone at work told me he hangs round chip shops waiting for people to come out and spits on the chips so that they dont want them and he can have some scran. I was disgusted at first and then quite impressed at his pikey hunting prowess if its true.
he's a wallsend lad is wor j.decker like, pissed all the time total legend, comes in the pub finishes the left overs in glasses then fucks off