Jim And Edna

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    >>Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
    >>they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly
    >>jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and
    >>stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the
    >>bottom and pulled Jim out. When the hospital director became aware
    >>of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered that Edna be
    >>discharged from the hospital because she now considered Edna to be
    >>mentally stable. The director went to Edna and said, "I have some
    >>good news and some bad news. The good news is that you're being
    >>discharged because you responded so rationally to a crisis by
    >>jumping in the pool to save the life of another patient. Your
    >>action displays sound mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the
    >>patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe
    >>belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna
    >>replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry.
    >>
    >>How soon can I go home?"
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