Jazz Cafe!!

Jazz Cafe!!

...rocks!!!

went for the first time last thursday after years (2) of trying to get people to come!!

the band were really good as well and you get a free burger (with £3nus entrance).. it was nice and relaxing as well - just what was needed!

and i was speaking to the old guy who fancies rachel and he said he only liked employing long legged girls cos they dont cost any extra

I quite like Jazz-Mags

our richards bloody obsessed with the orrible music i always hav no choice but to listen to it when i go home hes played there b4 as well god bless him however there is no need for that man like!! at first i just thought he was friendly n dead canny but now i hav come to the conclusion that he is a bloody pervert lol!! he always informs me ov how "he is one of my many admirers" and he wishes that he was a few years younger aahhh dearie me the whole fact ov sumone liking me shud be a compliment i s'pose but when sumones that age it is certainly not a compliment infact it sickens me to say the least lol!! xxx

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Crombie (Jazz Cafe man) is quite a celebrity! When I was having a good chin wag with him last week during flyering he came out with some classic quotes:

When I asked him what the 'free' supper consisted of he replied
"Beef burger, chicken burger or vege burger with chips. And its not like that crap you get in McDonalds, I use REAL potatoes."

"I hardly ever flyer at Northumbria, they let anyone in there. It's full of fat Geordie women. I like my lasses to have style."

Then spots a rah girl and goes onto say

"Now thats my kind of lass. The posh one's are the ditiest you know, not repressed at all"

"I don't do specials on drink in my place. It's a sophisticated place, and anyway, my type of customer isn't bothered about what they have to pay for drinks"

"The Broon Ale I sell is proper size, it's not like those small bottles what everyone else rips you off with."

And finally, on the subject on Rachel
"She a right minx that one. I tell you what, she could have a job at my place any day. She has style, talent, finesse, she should have her own show on TV"

Plenty more on the way in the coming weeks

As they say in the commitments - 'jazz is musical wanking'

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he doesnt flyer on northumbria cos he got thrown off the campus by security cos hes a meddling old fool...

lol@rahs and style...

anyways why are u talking to that stinkin old pervert? fuccin hell this flyering thingy must ave gone downhill...

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He comes and speaks to me to find out if Rachel is flyering, then never shuts up, the old pervert!

what band did you see?

I love jazz from freeform to swing... However newcastle jazz cafe is laughable... I'm a Ronnie Scott boy myself all though the james taylor quartet are playing london jazz cafe soon

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just scowl at him...worked for me...

bet he keep ferets up his trousers.. dirty old bastard.. looks the type... :evil:

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haha quality i can imagine him saying all those!!

Joe > they were just called the kool tiple or something, think thats what jazz man said anyway! They were good tho

Why didnt u come to london then....you might have been able to help me pay to get your 3 siblings into ronnie scotts instead of the cheaper option we ended up in across the road

because I find eastenders more entertaining/educational/interesting than phantom of the opera - you couldnt pay me to go watch that over hyped drivel...

ronnie scotts opens at 8.30...you could have been sociable with us while we ate then went and saved us a seat for when we came out of the theatre!

next time u can come....and pay

the ironic bit was that we could have afforded to go to RS's if we hadnt have spent 20+ quid racing rickshaws round trafalgar square

RAZZLER DAZZLER

lol,those rickshaws are more irritating than the pimps offering you "boys or girls", I will have a look thorugh next time thought you were going on to the globe - sounded like my idea of hell.

i was being nostalgic about rickshaws in india...they even dropped us off outside a restaurant called delhi lol

when did we ever say we were going to the globe? duh! next time im in london will be march to go see a classical extravaganza at the royal albert hall....u can go amuse yourself till its over then u can take me to ronnie scotts

its a date.... think watchjing you do the lindy hop should be more than enough reasoning to go

Whats the best nights to go to the Jazz Cafe & do you have buy scran?