japanese > A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and > emptying them into his dustcart lorry. He gets to one house where the > bin hasn't been left out. He has a quick look for it, goes round > the back but still > can't see it so he knocks on the door. > > There's no answer so he knocks again. > > Eventually a Japanese bloke answers... > > "Harro" says the chap. > > "Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman. > > "I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed. > > Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the bin man smiles and > says, "No mate, where's ya dust bin?" > > "I dust bin on toilet. I told you." says the Japanese man. > > "Mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding me...Where's your > Wheelie Bin?" > > "OK-OK," says the Jap, "I wheelie bin having wank!"