Jack Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnet, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children. Holy Schitt was their firstborn. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt; two daughters Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt; and then another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son named Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Cowe Schitt. Bull Schitt just married his second cousin Pisa Schitt. They now are awaiting the arrival of a little Schitt. Now you know Jack Schitt. :spangled:
