ITV Footy Commentary?!?

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  1. ManofScience

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    ITV Footy Commentary?!?

    WHAT THE FUCK?

    First, you've got Southgate "i've swallowed a theasaurus" with shit like "...that was exquisite"

    THEN that other bloke and a CONSTANT STREAM of irrelevant and bizzare facts!

    " that was the 1,999 goal in the history of the world cup"
    and

    "statistics say teams who have started well, don't go very far in world cup history, except for brazil"
    and

    "this is his first starting line up, in a world cup, evening kick off since his father in-law's pile surgery 2 years ago the evening of the euro chapionship where his brother scored 89 goals" or some shit..... listen to the bloke, fact after fact after fact, all more and more random? WHICH PILLOCK IS HIS RESEARCHER?



    aaAArrRggGGGhhhHHZOOOOOKS
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  3. ManofScience

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    AAGGAIIIINNNNN!!!

    " the 1000 goal was in 1938 by a brazilian, this one was....."


    SSHHUUTTT UPP!
  4. Cookee

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    No its not him.

    But is it just me or does the commentator keep slurring? Sven euurgrhh er-hic-son lol
  5. Cookee

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    Dunno, dont watch football :p
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    Southgate's blatantly got word of the day toilet paper.
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    My favourite was...

    " Theo Walcott is on the bench, he has a provisional drivers license"
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    southgate is better than most of the dross out there :king:

    i have to say that most of the commentaters are pretty poor on bbc and itv.
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    such shit & random facts altho they are a 100 % improvement on the yankie doodles commentry....they can 't get the names right & they give even shitter more pointless wank facts :lol:
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    they make me fucking wretch when they say stuff like be careful wayne everytime he goes into a challenge :sick:
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    :lol: southgate said about 6 words, and the other cunt wouldnt shut up with shit like "the first goal in world cup history was scored by a frenchman in 1930" :lol: wot a cock, at one point he fucked up and said something like "he lost it just outside his pennalililiy area" you heard southgate crack a cough in :lol:
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    Southgate is an embarrassment as are the whole ITV pundit team.

    MON, WGS & Leonardo have been excellent. :up:
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    Clive Tydelsley & Peter Brackley are the commentators for ITV1

    John Motson & Johnathan Pearce is for the BBC

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