Is Emre on drugs ??? I reakon this may be a wind up like Emre is thought to be delighted at the prospect of playing for such a prestigious club like Everton. "In Turkey, Everton are bigger than Manchester United, Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal", explained the 24 year old playmaker. "It is every boys dream to be playing at such a great stadium like Goodison Park in front of the best fans in the world. "It is true that I could have joined Newcastle, but once I found out that Souness no longer had a mustache, I no longer had any interest in joining."
Everton officials are said to be delighted at pipping rivals Newcastle to the signature of one of Europes hottest comodities. Emre went on to add: "I understand the Everton fans are unhappy that Scott Parker joined a stinky club like Newcastle for more money, but rest assured, I will not dare to charge such a great club as Everton, for my services - I will play for free." Emre's wages had long been thought to be the stumbling block, but with this no longer a problem it would appear, there is nothing standing in the way of David Moyes making his third signing of the summer as he attempts to build a squad to win the Premiership and Champions League double. And the Everton manager is clearly ecstatic that he has finally got his man. "We have been chasing him for a long time", said the man regarded as the best manager in world football. "Of course Graeme Souness has been sifting through my trash to try and hijack all my transfer activity, but I was too smart for him this time. "When I found out how important it was to Emre for his manager to have a mustache, I promised to grow one. A long with my bushy eye brows and bulging eyes Souness can not compete."
That quote is why i asked, its just cos i didnt think cole was funny enough to come up with something like that
urkish star Emre Belozoglu has stated that he will be playing in The Premiership next season after agreeing a deal with an as yet unnamed club. The diminutive schemer is set to move on from Internazionale in the near future and has attracted interest from a host of clubs. Arsenal, Everton, Liverpool, Manchester Untied and Newcastle United have all been linked with the schemer and the signs are suggesting The Magpies are in pole position to secure his signature. Newcastle chairman Freddy Shepherd revealed on Thursday that manager Graeme Souness had jetted to Turkey to hold talks with the midfielder. Emre has now revealed that he has agreed terms with his next club, snubbing an offer from Fenerbahce, which would appear to suggest that he could be bound for St James' Park. "Fenerbahce made an offer to me above Turkish standards," he said at a press conference. "But I've agreed a contract near to that with an English club. "I thank Fenerbahce for their generous offer. "I spoke to the manager of my new team and saw that he had trust in me." Emre feels he has the tools to enable him to flourish in The Premiership. "I believe I can do a good job in England," the 25-year-old added. "It was mostly about defensive football and tactics in Italy. "I don't think I'll have any difficulty in The Premiership." Emre refused to divulge the name of his new club, claiming his ties with Inter prevent him from doing so. "As a player that still has a contract with FC Inter, it wouldn't be right to give the name of the English club," he added. "The two clubs are still talking over details."
