If you were a waxwork in Madame Tusauds

If you were a waxwork in Madame Tusauds

If they were to make a waxwork of you or someone else in Madame Tusauds, what pose / situation would you be in and why?

EG A crasher kid would be sitting on some rails with his hands round his head
A tryhard would be fluffing up their mullet whilst leaning against a bar cos they're too 'cool' to dance

BIG GURN with my eyes popping out of my head!!!!

Total Recall stylie?

DJ Shit Project would have a guitar and be sitting next to a campfire!

Yup

Aint that the truth!!!!!!!!!!

Amen

i would probably look wrecked, with my tongue out, eyes half closed - and probably a cold sore or something that makes my lips look huge. my hair would have probably fallen over, and i would be too hot with bright red cheeks. well thats how i always manage to look whenever a camera comes out - so no doubt if i was posing for a waxwork artist, the same would happen!

the dodgy thing is - on most these foto's - im not wrecked! :spangled:

i think it's a reaction i have to the presence of camera's, to be fair :spangled:



or of course - it could capture my true look and look great

:groovy:

You'd be lying on a garden path in a state!!

*pleased no-one took pictures of that*



whats the bettin tho if someone had took a pic then i would have looked totally fine - i think it's the way it clearly works

*chooses not to be the crash test dummy for this theory tho *

:groovy:

i'd be standing taking a piss up against a police car

Me sat at a kitchen table doing a line on a TDV, I Dont Care cover, with "Get a drug you life addicts" scribbled all over it, and a photo of Andy Farley beside me with a love heart done in red crayon

Nothing like making a statement

ahem, shaun, would u not b bent over with a cock shoved up ure arse, that'll b more appropriate mate.

and why would that be more appropriate like?

u r a shirt lifter, no offence mate.

i fail to see how this isnt offensive?

you are claiming - purely because he is gay that if he were to be 'immortalised' in waxwork, he would HAVE to be making a statement about that?

im sorry and everything - you might just be having a joke - but i wouldnt find it funny.

I still don't see why that's more appropriate, what has my sexuality got to do with the price of fish.

In some circles you would get a smack, just because people are gay doesn't mean you can be offensive and think you'll get away with it, something to learn from in the future or you might get yourself into bother one of these days

What the fuck are you doing man????? homophobia should be a thing of the past! u need to grow out of that frame of mind and start accepting things!!! so what if he's gay?? who gives a fuck!

prick

shaun mate, i was only having abit of light-hearted banter, i couldnt give a fukk what ure sexuality is, its a hard life as it is, whithout worrying what the fukk everybody else is up to. sorry shaun if i offfended u, next time ure in promise mate, ill buy u a drink, cant say fairer than that, okilee dokilee