If women were football teams. took off another forum. Arsenal Very sexy, but very prudish; won't do anything dirty. Aston Villa Scrubs up lovely when she puts the effort in. Blackburn Rovers Her best days are behind her. Bolton Not all that attractive, but very, very dirty. Chelsea Posh bird that's had a few facelifts too many. Everton Unashamedly flirtatious in front of her neighbour, and is the more popular for it. Fulham That girl at the office who's been there for years without anyone really noticing. Hull City Hard to tell if this one's a looker or not. Looks good in a certain light, like a man in drag in another. Liverpool Slightly flawed girl who hangs around with the popular crowd, insisting she's the best looking. Man City Chav who's won the lottery, but still lives in a council house, fitted with satellite TV. Man Utd Fit and don't she just know it. Looks down her nose at people though. Middlesbrough Back-up, when all viable alternatives aren't available. Newcastle Has had potential for years, but still hasn't been able to lose that weight that's been holding her back. Portsmouth Cheeky little minx that everyone used to like but is growing a little tiresome; has bad credit rating also. Stoke Feisty, but a few drinks are required to say the least. Sunderland A bit of a bruiser, but sometimes good looking. A bit like Pink (the singer). Tottenham Potentially a looker, but has insecurities and cries a lot, particularly in the company of more attractive women. West Brom Slightly tubby girl, but she still makes an effort. Sometimes she pulls it off, sometimes she doesn't. West Ham The village bike. Wigan The girl next door who's only recently grabbed your attention
They would probably be original rather than either shit, taken straight from another board or a link to a trance mix like Finos
