Ibiza on its arse : CONFIRMED

Ibiza on its arse : CONFIRMED

Hoards of 'workers' are having to leave to island cos theres no jobs cos theres lots of nights giving up and heading home early.

The Jaunt boys have been spotted slipping quitely back into the country TAILS BETWEEN LEGS & credit cards maxed after giving up the losing battle and heading back to mummy.

I dont want to sound like a know it all but i blatently am

thought Blackhall &Bookless were on at space????

they wouldnt let Bookless in with that haircut

"Too gay for Ibiza"

It was a first for island

Lol, id love to know where you get all this from: credit cards maxed, slipping back into the country. Fuck me you make them sound like Ronny Biggs

I think the early departure of some is more down to the fact that the Villa they were all staying in has been Screwed & cleaned out twice in 5 weeks (2nd time the locks were chiseled out when one of the lasses was still in bed the poor sod). Not much fun when your out there for a summer of madness im sure you'd agree. Personally id have came home also, it doesn't bare thinking about the things that could go disastrously wrong if any one of them woke in the night to catch them at it.

Having to contend with that is no holiday at all.

Ibiza's dead, honest!!













(ask anyone thats not going this year).

Pikes just in a fetal as he cant take his Dog into Amnesia.


He'll snap out of it once the summer passes.

Only one of the Jaunt lot back here is me cos I was only out for a 3 week holiday. Rankin's left for Ibiza today and the other 5 are staying out for the rest of the season.

Our mates that have left or are leaving early have had most of their money rinsed, all their phones, I-pods etc nicked. And one of the lads had all of his clothes stolen as well

As Proudy's mentioned, the villa that we were staying in has been done over twice by robbers since the beginning of the month, and a few people caught someone a third time trying to break in last week. We were also raided by the police whilst having a roof party as well. Not fun having to watch 2 of your mates get a clip of the Guardia, or having to watch 100 + people get searched on your roof whilst one of the Guardia inspects down your pants whilst pilly willy is in full effect.

As for Jaunt @ Savannha's its doing sound. Blackhall & Bookless are playing Carl Cox's night at Space tonight as well as getting quite a few other gigs (Es Vive, Itica etc) Chad's also played some boat party's and that as well.

People driven to theiving to pay for their ket! Whats the island coming too!

As for the crime and cops thats exactly why i will be giving it a wide berth and doing Miami again next year

Who wants to party while having to worry about getting mugged or arrested. the jobs fucked on that island deal with it.

i might go back with my wife and kids for a ramberling holiday when the mayor has sorted the place out as a family resort

fucking hell!

team jaunt rocked by drug scandel

where next for the troop of friends who got sick of samey nights in their home town?

stay tuned

paco's vila, escalo bandito country

better bring a posse

'Im a grower not a shower officer, swear down'