I used to work in chicago...

I used to work in chicago...

I used to work in chicago, in the old department store.....I used to work in chicago....I don't work there anymore.

A woman came into the store one day asking for a bag of nails

a bag of nails from the store?

a bag of nails she wanted, a good screwing she got!!

I don't work there anymore.

(lets see how many there are....if you dont get this post look up "i used to work i chicago")

wtf??

A woman came into the store one day asking for a kitkat.

A kitkat from the store???!!!

A kitkat she wanted, two fingers she got!

I don't work there anymore.

See, this is the sort of thing you miss out on when you don't go to uni

I'm glad I didn't go then.

*immediately enroles at a uni*

I didn't go to uni.

but at least you know the song

this is like one of the oldest drinking songs around

A woman came into the store one day asking for some teabags.

teabags from the store?

tea bags she wanted, a tea bagging she got!!

I don't work there anymore.


:spangled:

i've not heard that one before

will be using that.

I went to Uni. I'm still confused as fuck!

come on guys it really isnt difficult

do you not notice a trend in each one?

Oh, I used to work in Chicago
In a Department Store
I used to work in Chicago -
I did but I don't anymore.
A lady came in and asked for a hat
I asked her what kind she'd adore
Felt she said, so felter I did
I did but I don't anymore.

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im sure this will clear things up!

i'm so happy for you all

Yes.

What I don't get is the point.

neither do i

A woman came into the store one day asking for a ruler.

A ruler from the store?

A ruler she wanted, Twelve inches she got!!

the point is to have a daft song for student ra rugby types to all sing so they can bond together when drunk...

personally i'd use this instead to bond the fuckers together permanantly

so a bit homosexual then?