I need a lady

I need a lady

Mystic Meg lied to me, she said I'd meet my future girlfriend for the first time around 6pm today, now I just know I'm never gonna have a thing for Marge Simpson. That woman talks out her arse.

I'm in need as you can no doubt tell

Batfink just might be able to help you out, he is a pimp afterall.

I need one too!!! Barfink if you could be so kind!

i need a man

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I think you can get a lady if you hang around underneath the Tyne Bridge at night.............?

Gimmie £50 and i'll put a skirt on for a night.

Why don't you go round to Fi's she's close enough.

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Mystic Meg talks shite!

.... me too mate, if you find a decent 1 see if she's got a sister or a mate, and I'll do the same for you! deal?

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is that true?!?

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cheaper at the Bigg Market though, price of a couple bottles of blue wkd and some shite patter normally does the trick, .....erm at least that's what me mate told me

I heard a theory once that the Bigg Market is the main reason why Newcastle is the only major city inthe UK that doesn't have a red light district.

PS if I've offended anyone on the board with these comments, or anyone's g/f, sister, daughter, mam or grandma who drinks in the Bigg Market, I couldn't give a shit

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mmmm... might pop down 2 the big market 4 a few swifties!
(saying that wkd is expensive as fook down there, 3.30 or summit innit?!?) lmfao

.. sod that.. I'm stating in till 10pm knocking back a bottle fo wine before i set foot out the door, cos theres no way i'm going hunting down the Bigg Market again.. there's got to be some good looking ladies at Promise tonight.. if not, the music/peeps/atmosphere will do nicely

everybody knows theres no good looking ladies in promise! lmfao hehe haha (only joking!)

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Hang on mate, didnt u used to go to the Bigg Market

Then again.......... aren't we both going there tonight?

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NO and No, well part from the odd trip to Liquid for a Promise warm-up.... but def not on the pull *YAK!*

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LMFAO!!!!!

Si, it's a deal

LIQUID!? Christ that place used to be good.. until some nutter mistook me for someone else and tried to kill me on the dancefloor..
It's rare you'll see me in that place these days..

same reason I dont go any more, not that it happened, just it always feels like it might at a moment's notice

music is still banging though, get as hyper as fukk before promise!

Count yerself lucky mate, i walked outta there with a battered chin and a black eye..
To top it off on the same night someone batted me in the face at Ikon - that's when i stopped going to either one of 'em