I nearly got abducted by some bible bashers

I nearly got abducted by some bible bashers

They wanted me to go on the 'jesus bus'

you should have went and took the little fellas with ya. you educate them and they can "educate" you !

A while ago when me and Tranced were in town some ex-druggie was shouting at us about the good lord and all.

He was trying to explain that he spoke to God on magic mushrooms, but was adiment it was real.

Tranced just stood there going look mate, you're making a tit of yourself, it was blatantly the mushrooms. Pack up your microphone and do one

There must be summit wrong with being a Catholic then aye ?



Fucking muppets !

so did he pack up and walk away with his head hung low ?

he had a genuine expression on his face going 'hey guys look (he was american) you guys think i'm crazy don't you, you think i'm stupid, you think it's the drugs maan, well I know what I saw and I know what I heard..'

It went on.. it got boring.. we left..

There isnt but these people in sheffield are something else. They're the same people who walk about sheffield holding banners, when I first saw them I thought they were doing a protest march.

They're defnately not from the church, they wouldnt force their beliefs on people like that

I was going to say.....

woah, kinda messed up. i wonder what benfits he gets for spouting shite ? Incapacity ? DLA ? JSA ?



lazy bastard

sorry dude but working for the DWP its my field. I get curious.

i'll try anyway.


is it not a fair question anyway? I mean, if he preaches all day about seeing God, is he eligible for DLA as he is messed up in the head...

okay subject closed.

Re: I nearly got abducted by some bible bashers

Still better than the Venga bus tho.......

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There is NOWT better than the venga bus!!!

Jesus bus is second

they might have "cured" you

If it was your missus trying to cure me, id be gay for life

Witness...

The Jehovah's Witnesses came knocking once. I put on a big black curly wig, a bit like the Scousers, before answering the door.

You should have seen the women’s attempt not to look at my hair and act normal!

I quizzed the 2 women on key points from their own religious manual, The Watch Tower. In this booklet, it claims that at the end of days, once the Final Trump sounds, we are called to the Rapture and a selected number of souls join Jehovah in paradise. The number is quite small.

I asked, 'what chance did I have of being in this number?' since the nominations had been running since the beginning of time. They had no answer.

I asked if dinosaurs lived in the garden of Paradise. They said they did not. I asked why. They said ‘dinosaurs did not exist’

I asked if Jehovah would perform a miracle, as a taster for me to join. They said 'He did not stoop to performing street magic’s’ I said 'but I never mentioned magic; is he not a God?' They looked uncomfortable.

My next question boxed them completely. ‘Is Jehovah an anthropomorphic deity or existential being?’ They looked concerned; my banter had not been to their liking.

I suggested that they come in for a tea. They declined, leaving further manuals, saying they would call back later in the week. They never returned.

Re: I nearly got abducted by some bible bashers

pmsl

Re: Witness...

An old bottle of Smirnoff half-filled with water and left by the front door is handy for an emergency too... Would gan belter with the scouse wig

Bloody Jesus army are the worst...They are a fucking cult!!!

They only pray on the vulnerable...They got my mate ages ago who is a paranoid schizophrenic and tried to get him to join..
They didn't bother asking anyone else

Bastards...

Apparantly so... it's a multitude of lunatics in multi-coloured waistcoats who hand out orange plastic crosses...

Be afraid!